Life of an Article - Pyar ka Punchnama Style

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Whats the Problem?

Problem ye hai ki wo boss hai aur main article,

Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi problem hai.

Bull shit he is worried yaar, usse to celebrate karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what he wants. Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it all, sab dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa articleship kaisa audit kahe ka increament, articleship ka matlab hi hota hai - End of your own Happiness.

In boss ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta. A happy boss is a myth.

Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka dosh hai, 4 years ki CA course, Badi si degree and then job, kahani khatam

Uske baad ki kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani main batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya to problem, Late night ruka to problem.

Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in provision and sections ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala, Naye, purane, band hone wale saare sections, Report wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein.

Fir iska jawaab in boss log ko bhi do, i think you are not interested in audit, Why did I choose you in this audit?

Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me? Abe jab samajh mein nahi aa raha to phir release kyun nahi kar dete? Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye boss? Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par call aayega.

Ab pata chala ye articles ki aisi haalat kyun hoti hai, Aur ye administrative job wale bande itne happy kyun hote hain, because they don't have a boss to screw that happiness.

Saala kaam kar raha hu koi Candy Crush to khel nahi raha phir bhi seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you doing?

Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun?

Main tujhe bata raha hoon you should never discuss anything with your boss because every discussion with a boss is an argument, Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta, because we are busy unke pass to koi kaam hai nahi aur senior persons hai, to argument mein wo kaise haar maan le.

 

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